Diversity in the Workplace

May 25, 2006 at 11:02 pm 1 comment

Lately, they’ve been hiring people who can’t read, and you don’t exactly need to be a Harvard grad for this kind of reading, I would say kindergarten grad, tops. So since my bosses are doing away with worrying about actual people with basic skills to do my job, I’ve come up with some more suggestions:

–People with no arms

–The blind (since they would file better than some of our current employees)

–A head inside a jar

Let’s give back to the community!

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. James  |  May 26, 2006 at 11:00 am

    A guy with a hook hand would be awesome! Maybe the guy from Bob and Barbara’s with the voice box answering the phones?

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