No One’s Home…Except For 200 Teenagers

March 22, 2005 at 9:15 pm 4 comments

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Did this guy learn how to run a bar by watching Porky’s?

Doc Watson’s owner Daniel Flynn, 36, told patrons younger than 21 to go to the building’s third floor. About 200 people complied. Flynn also told a bar employee to stay on the second floor and make sure no one tried to get downstairs.

A short time later, Flynn ordered the group of patrons to climb to the building’s fourth floor – a one-bedroom apartment where he told police he lives. Flynn then closed and padlocked the door.

When police asked Flynn whether anyone was on the fourth floor, he said that he did not know and that he had no key to the lock. Officers then climbed the fire escape, looked in a fourth-floor window, and saw people packed inside “like sardines,” Pauley said.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Anthony  |  March 22, 2005 at 9:32 pm

    holy shit.

  • 2. fifty nine cent  |  March 23, 2005 at 5:48 pm

    yeah. fuckin’ dope. like he couldn’t cover the windows. or, hey–how about this–tell the truth. “I fucked up, officer; i’ll take the heat”. or, do the dumb guy routine. it’s less honest but plausible. “i thought they were over 21”. It’s what every other bar owner does. Instead, he implicates himself, thereby slipping his noose over his neck. the judge will trigger the trap door.

  • 3. jek  |  March 26, 2005 at 4:08 pm

    this .jpeg is mind-blowingly appropriate, and made me laugh out loud.

  • 4. Jimmi  |  March 30, 2005 at 7:13 am

    I guess I’ll have to go somewhere else for Jesus Juice now.


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